I had my first sexual experience when I was six.
Excerpt From VOLUME II: 1964-1968
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Excerpt From VOLUME III: 1968 – 08:30 A.M. October 04, 1972
by bobbelvedereI stopped the affair between Ayn Rand and myself because I didn’t like being treated as a sex object-ivist.
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Excerpt From VOLUME V: 1977-1982
by bobbelvedere1978 was a difficult year. Disco was rampant and ravaging the land, New York City was bankrupt, the Bronx was burning, Joanie loved Chachi., and Jimmy Carter was spreading malaise all over the American Sandwich.
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Get Polled!
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