Please enjoy these pictures of my family and from my interesting life…
This is a picture taken in my early years before the Cool Gene kicked-in…
Mom never let us in her special bathroom…
My cousin, Floyd Liquid Belvedere…
A family dinner at Uncle Artie Fartie and Aunt Effluvia’s house…
Great Great Uncle Serial and Great Great Aunty Chin, taken after they had left The Donner Party…
The official portrait of my Cousin Percivil Belvedear after he was elected President of GAGS…
A business idea that didn’t work: Personal-Touch Water Coolers, Inc….
The truth can now be told: I am a descendent of Vlad The Impaler. History has dealt him a raw deal – he was no piker!…
Weird Cousin Richard after his ‘special’ surgery…
Weird Cousin Richard today - four decades and three beers later…
My favorite Cousin, Bazumbas Clamsauce Belvedere…
My other favorite Cousin, three times removed (by the vice squad), Bimboletta Who-Who Belvedere…
Our fake snow business was quite successful when it was first started in the 1930′s by my Grandfather, but sales have been off since the early 1980′s…
Some of my relatives from Germany (Mom’s side of the family) beer surfing in Weaselbaden…
One of my old girlfriends. I miss her. We used to do The Twist together…
The results of me getting a little too tight one night…
The rumors are true: I was an inspiration for the Joe Mannix character…
My third Cousin, Rastas, was the inspiration for Sandford & Son (he had a lot of junk in his trunk)…
Uncle Smirk and Aunt Jugears…
Uncle Funzi Fubar and Auntie Smegma…
